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14th February 2005, 15:50
A three year old little boy was examining his testicles
while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet."





hihihihihihihiii :P
SteelFistVelvetGlove
14th February 2005, 15:56
What all little boys should come to learn.. "By developoing the brain in their cranium, little girls could no longer can manipulate them by using the weakness of the other "little brain." So little girls can wiggle, jiggle and say please and bat their eyelashs and the little boys could think, be amused and simply walk away.. and then go look for a noble and honourable little girl that did not try to manipulate that way!!! :P of course the littel boy evenually discovered there are very few and rare is the noble little girl..

War of the sexes.

Joke for Vales.... A man askes a woman if she would sleep with him for a million dollars, she quickly says yes, then he asks, how about 100,000 dollars she quickly says yes. then he says ok how about 10,000 dollars, she hestitate slightly but then says, yes,, he eventually says,, how about 100 dollars,, she looks at him angrily and says "100 dollars!!! what kind of woman do you think I am... He replies.. We already established that.. We are just negotiating the price!!!!!
Raphael
14th February 2005, 16:07
He replies.. We already established that.. We are just negotiating the price!!!!!steel
i loved that one :P :P :P
14th February 2005, 16:11
You man are all the same!!!!! :bite:
Raphael
14th February 2005, 16:13
You man are all the same!!!!! :bite:
agree,we all love to have coffee in a drug store :P :P
SteelFistVelvetGlove
14th February 2005, 16:14
Read my post slower..

Vales, I would not sleep with any woman for any price, no matter what she paid Me!!!

If the substance of relationship, Trust, Loyality, Oneness in Spirit, Mind and Purpose are not there, my pants stay on!!!

Nobility,, a word hardly used anymore, much less understood.....
Raphael
14th February 2005, 16:37
i think many men would agree with that,including me,pants will stay on,BUT,with an open zipper :angel:
14th February 2005, 16:48
Vales, I would not sleep with any woman for any price, no matter what she paid Me!!!

Dennis, you are a true saint :D
Only saints would do it for free, LOL!!!!