josebrwn
24th August 2004, 00:49
President Bush has announced a new raft of measures in his war on terriers. He said that new powers would be given to anti-terrier officers across the United States, including the authority to impound dogs without trial or to round-up terriers who are suspected of knowing other terriers.
Mr Bush insisted that the terrier level has been upgraded to amber after reliable information received from reliable sources. He said that the threat from terriers was greater than it had ever been and said that Airedales and the Kerry Blue had now been added to the axis of evil which comprises Dandy Dinmonts, Staffordshires and Miniature Schnauzers.
A direct plea from British Prime Minister Tony Blair that Mr Bush spare Yorkshire Terriers and Scottish Terriers from his war has been accepted. The President said it was sheer coincidence that also meant that Barney his own Scottish Terrier would survive any cull. He said Barney was a good dog and wouldn’t harm anyone.
http://www.midnightplumbers.com
Mr Bush insisted that the terrier level has been upgraded to amber after reliable information received from reliable sources. He said that the threat from terriers was greater than it had ever been and said that Airedales and the Kerry Blue had now been added to the axis of evil which comprises Dandy Dinmonts, Staffordshires and Miniature Schnauzers.
A direct plea from British Prime Minister Tony Blair that Mr Bush spare Yorkshire Terriers and Scottish Terriers from his war has been accepted. The President said it was sheer coincidence that also meant that Barney his own Scottish Terrier would survive any cull. He said Barney was a good dog and wouldn’t harm anyone.
http://www.midnightplumbers.com