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azespo42
16th March 2003, 21:48
War, by March 23rd. French Russia and Belgium are afraid to back it. They are vulnerable to these people and they know it. W`ell do it without them. We don`t need em.

azespo42
20th March 2003, 08:31
The Bunny and the Snake
> >
> >
> >Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny
and
> >an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from
birth.
> >One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
> >slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
> >fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh,
my,"
> >said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been
> >blind since birth, so I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm
also
> >an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite OK," replied the
> >snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been
> >blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I
> >could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll
> >have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the
bunny.
> >So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're
covered
> >with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you
have
> >a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank
> >you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny
> >suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and
> >help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake
> >all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a
> >forked tongue, no backbone, and no balls. I'd say you must be French".
>
>

AmericanC
21st March 2003, 14:38
I've always felt the same way bunny! :ok: